Guest wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 12:12 am
Young folks, old folks everybody come.
Come and join the Sunday school, and you'll have a lot of fun.
Check your chewing gum and raisins at the door
and you'll hear a lot of bible stories you've never heard before.
Adam was the first man that ever was invented
He lived all alone and he never was contented
They made him out of mud in the days gone by
And they hung him on the fence in the sun to dry.
Along came Eve and they had a great battle,
She chased him up an apple tree, he knocked an apple.
He knocked down two and they each took one,
And that's the way the trouble begun.
Along came Noah, stumblin in the dark
Found himself a hammer and he built himself an ark
In came the animals, two by two
The hippajanjareemy and the kickin' kangaroo
In came the elephant
In came the bear
In came the baboon, without any hair
For forty days and forty nights they sailed across the sea
But they kicked the lion out just because he had to pee.