My mother was a church secretary, the pastor's teen-aged daughter used to sing this song and her version of the Salome story went like this:

"Salome was a dancer, she danced before the King.
She wiggled and she wobbled and she shook most every thing!
The King said "Salome! There'll be no scandal here!"
Salome said "Oh yes there will!" and kicked the chandelier"

of course, as 8 year olds we delighted in changing the verse somewhat to:

"Salome was a dancer, she danced before the Queen.
She wiggled and she wobbled and her underwear was seen"

LOL Great memories

the world was built in six day, but finished on the seventh,
according to the contract, should have been the eleventh,
but the carpenter got drunk and the mason wouldnt work,
so they called the whole thing off and filled it up with dirt.

Adam was the first guy, Eve was his spouse,
they were so very happy that they took to keeping house,
Life was an easy on livng on the maine
Till Eve had a baby boy and took to raising Cain!!

Noah was an old guy who stumbled in the dark
Found himself a hammer and he built himself an ark
He filled in the animals two by tow,
He thought he had an ark, but he really had a zoo.

I learned this as a kid but I cant remember all of it either. Good luck. Jeanne

My Grandpa taught me this when I was a boy, this is the best I can remember it:

Young folks, old folks, everybody come,
Come join the dark Sunday School, we're gonna have some fun,
There's a place to leave your chewing gum and razors at the door,
Now you'll hear some Bible stories that you've never heard before!

The world was made in six days and finished on the seventh,
According to the contract it should have been the eleventh,
The carpenters got drunk and the masons wouldn't work,
So the easiest thing to do was to fill it up with dirt!

Daniel was a wise guy who wouldn't obey the king,
The king said he wouldn't stand for any such a thing,
So they threw him down the manhole to the lions underneath,
But Daniel was a dentist and he pulled the lion's teeth!

Jonah was a traveler with a awesome sense of scale,
He booked an Ocean passage on a transatlantic whale,
Jonah in the innards and the whale became distressed,
So the Captain pushed a button and the whale did the rest!

Sampson was a strong man from the John L Sullivan school,
He killed a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of a mule,
Then a woman named Delilah led Sampson into sin,
But Sampson grew his hair back and he pulled the temple in!

another verse we used to sing,
Adam and Eve in the garden, dressed in red and green
Their garments in the spring time were the finest ever seen
But what about the autumn when the leaves begin to fall
And what about the winter when their were no leaves at all

Oh young folk, old folk everybody come
join the merry Sunday school and make yourselves at home
bring your sticks of chewing gum and sit upon the floor
and we'll tell you bible stories like you never heard before.

The earth was made in six days and finished on the seventh
According to the contract it should have been the eleventh
But the carpenter got drunk and the mason wouldn't work
So the cheapest thing to do was to fill it full of dirt.

methusla(SP?) lived nine hundred years
methtthusa lived nine hundred years
but who calls that living, when no gal will give in
to no man thats nine hundred years

YOung folks old folks, everybody come
Join the Baptist sunday school, you'll have a lot of fun
Please check your chewing gum and razors at the door.
You'll hear a lot of Bible stories you never heard before.

Along came Noah, he stumbled in the dark
Found himself a hammer, and he built himself an ark
He checked in the animals two by two
The hippo-geramus and the kill-kangaroo.

there's more; I've forgotten

Here are a couple more verses

David and Solomon led very lusty lives
With lots and lots of concubines, and very many wives
But when in old age both had the qualms
Solomon wrote the Proverbs and David wrote the Psalms.

Jonah was a landsman who never had set sail
He booked himself a passage on a trans-Atlantic whale
But when the fishy atmosphere grew heavy on his chest
Jonah punched a button and the whale did the rest.

David was a shepherd’s lad, his mother’s pride and joy
Father gave him a slingshot, a harmless little toy
Goliath lumbered up the hill a true and fighting fool
And David slew Goliath with the jawbone of a mule.

I can’t remember the first 3 lines ..
but Daniel was a dentist and he pulled the lion’s teeth.