Shadrach, Meshach, & Abednego
Wouldn’t obey the King
So in they to go,Threw them in the fire
Meant to burn they like the chaff
But they wore their special BVDs
And gave the king a laugh.

That is version I learned….fun to find thus site as i couldn’t recall the rest of the verses…..

A quick spelling lesson:
Satin is a shiny fabric; Satan is the devil.

Adam was the first man, I really do believe.
He lived in the Garden Of Eden with a woman whose name was Eve,
She wasn't very good-looking, but oh how she could dance
Her skirts were made of shredded whet and so were Adam's pants.

King David spied Bethsheba, bathing in the sun
David though that she would be a lot of fun
He send her man to battle where he ended up dead
That's how David got Bethsheba in to bed.

I know this song is not so good
the rhyming does not pass
the verses are crude and sometimes pretty crass
Some people will not like it they can stuff it up there ___.

To the Bible Baptist Sunday School we ll have a lot of fun leave cigarettes behind you and drinking at the door and you'll hear a lot of stories that you never heard before.
Salome was a dancer and she danced the hoochie cooch. She danced it for king Herod and she didn't wear too much. King Herod said Salome you can't do that in here
Salome said the heck I can and kicked the chandelier.

Eshack, meshack and abendigo, walked the firery furnace all in a row. The king sat back in splendor expecting them to fry but they wore asbestos underpants and waved the king good bye.

Adam was the first man and Eve was his spouse.
They got kicked out for stealin' fruit, and went to keepin' house.
Everything was peaceful and quiet on the main
until a baby came along and they started raisin' Cain.

Chorus:
Old folks, young folks, everybody come.
Join the Old Time Sunday School and make yourselves at home.
Kindly park your chewing gum and razors at the door
And I'll tell you bible stories like you've never heard before.

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Old folks young folks everybody come
Join our happy Sunday school and have a lot of fun
Please check your chewing gum and raisins at the door
And we'll tell you Bible stories that you never heard before.

Adam was the first man, Eve she was his spouse
They both got together and started keeping house
All went well until the babies came
Then Eve she started into raising Cain

Danny was a bad boy he wouldn't obey the king
The king said he wouldn't stand for any such a thing
He put him in the lion's den with lions at his feet
But Danny was a dentist and he pulled the lion's teeth

God made Satin, Satin made sin
God made a hot place to keep Satin in
Satin didn't like it and said he wouldn't stay
He's been acting like the devil ever since that day.

These are the only verses I remember from when I was in the second or third grade.
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You can't be serious with this. Raisins? It's razors. And it's Darky Sunday School - Not happy Sunday School. What are you, Mormon?

People - it's Darky Sunday School. Everyone knows this.

Old folks young folks everybody come
Join our happy Sunday school and have a lot of fun
Please check your chewing gum and raisins at the door
And we'll tell you Bible stories that you never heard before.

Adam was the first man, Eve she was his spouse
They both got together and started keeping house
All went well until the babies came
Then Eve she started into raising Cain

Danny was a bad boy he wouldn't obey the king
The king said he wouldn't stand for any such a thing
He put him in the lion's den with lions at his feet
But Danny was a dentist and he pulled the lion's teeth

God made Satin, Satin made sin
God made a hot place to keep Satin in
Satin didn't like it and said he wouldn't stay
He's been acting like the devil ever since that day.

These are the only verses I remember from when I was in the second or third grade.