Steve & Annie Chapman: Incompatibility

[LMW]

Looking for the Lyrics Incompatibility from Steve and Annie Chapman, Somebody sang it at a wedding, but that's all I know, I've looked everywhere online, people know about it but it seems like no one has the lyrics. Thanks in Advance!

[steveliu]

Here they are:

Steve: I like a little mayo
Annie: Mustard is my thing

Steve: Make my bread as white as cotton
Annie: I'll have wheat with seven grains

Annie: And a little candle glowing when we eat is what I like
Steve: I need to see what I'm consuming, so please turn on the lights

Annie: I go to bed before the news
Steve: I'm still awake at 2 A.M.

Annie: I'm up before the chickens
Steve: If I can I'm sleeping in.

Steve: I like wearing huntin' clothes
Annie: I like huntin' clothes to wear.

Annie: I'll always ask directions.
Steve: I'll find my own way there.

Chorus
We've got incompatibility everywhere we turn
But still we stay together because there's a lesson we have learned
That if this man and woman were in every way the same
One of us would not be needed, and wouldn't that be a shame?

Annie: I like a walk in the park
Steve: Oh, I would rather run.

Steve: How far can we go on empty?
Annie: I'd never seen that as fun.

Steve: I like talking with my buddies when we're teeing off at ten.
Annie: My greens and conversation are a salad bar with friends.

Annie: My feet are like December
Steve: And mine are like July

Annie: While I'm piling on the blankets
Steve: I lay there and fry.

Annie: I married Ebenezer Scrooge
Steve: I married Mrs. Claus

Annie: While I'm watching Casablanca
Steve: I'd rather be watching football

It's a cute song, even cuter when you see them singing it after 35 years of marriage (as of this video, now up to 37)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVB1vovl8Zk

God bless,
Steve

[LMW]

thanks!!
ya, it was an older couple too that sang it at that wedding, they've pro been together quite some years too Thanks again, I searched on-line in other places and couldn't find it anywhere, so I really appreciate your time!!