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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:11 pm

Another verse:

Shadrach, Meschach, and Abednego
Didn't mind the king, so he said they had to go
Inside a fiery furnace to be roasted up to death,
But they wore asbestos underwear and gave the king a laugh!
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Fri May 02, 2014 2:57 am

Sampson was a young Man
with lots of lovely curls
he fought against the philistines and flirted with the girls
he flirted once to often and Delilah lay'd him low
so he just pushed down the buildings on the whole darn show.
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:41 pm

Go know God made satin and satin made sins
God made a hot place to put satin in
Satin didn't like it and he said he wouldn't stay
He's been acting like the devil ever since that day
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:43 pm

I know God made satin and satin made sins
God made a hot place to put satin in
Satin didn't like it and he said he wouldn't stay
He's been acting like the devil ever since that day
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:19 am

along came Eve and they began to squabble
She climbed up the tree to get herself and apple
down came two instead of one
right then and there is where the trouble begun
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Tue May 19, 2015 1:37 am

Esau was a farmer lad of wild and woolly make
His father gave him half a farm and half to brother Jake
When Esau saw the title to the land it was not clear
So he sold it to his brother for a sandwich and a beer
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:37 pm

I remember one of the verses differently from what was written above. What I remember was:

God made Satan, Satan made sin
God made a hot place to put Satan in
Satan didn't like it and decided not to stay
He's been givin' us the devil ever since that day
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:26 am

My grandfather used to sing this song to us and I remember some of the verses.
They went like this:

Young folks, old folks everybody come.
If you join the Sunday school, you'll have a lot of fun.
Be sure to check your chewing gum and raisins at the door
and we'll tell you lots of stories that you've never heard before.

Now, Adam was the first man that ever was invented
He lived all alone and never was contented
He cut out a rib and he made himself a wife
And now he's sorry that he ever had a life.

Now, David was a shepherd boy, a plucky little cuss
Along came Goliath, looking for a muss
David saw he'd have to fight or he would surely bust
So he picked up a cobblestone and beat him on the crust

Now, Noah was an angry man, a livin' in the dark
He found himself a hammer and built himself an ark
In came the animals, two by two
The jumpjingaramus and the kangaroo
In came the lion
In came the bear
In came the baboon, without any hair
For forty days and forty nights they sailed upon the pond
And Noah kicked the lion out because he was a blonde
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:46 pm

Adam was Gardener
Eve, she was his spouse
they lost a job of swiping fruit
and went to keeping house
All was quiet and peaceful on the main
Until they had a kid and went to raisin' Cain
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Old folks, young folks everybody come

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:05 am

David was a Captain, Uriah was a Sub
David saw Uriah wife in the morning tub,
David sent Uriah to a front line trench,
Uriah got the whiz bang and David got the wench

Moses was a prophet, you've heard of him I think,
The children in the wilderness were crying for a drink,
He ups with his divining rod and gives the rock a smite
And out poured a gallon of "Buchanan's Black & White"
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